i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
everyone is single if you try hard enough
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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