Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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