the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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