The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
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