Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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