It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
