Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
