I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
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Oh Jesus.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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