ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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