Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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