The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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