what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
