Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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