i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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