I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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