I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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