like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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