But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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