More tranny stories later!
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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