this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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