he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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