I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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