I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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