I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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