She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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