Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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