I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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