jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I'm really busy with my period
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