Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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