Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I need moral support for this bender
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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