Christians are straight up FREAKS
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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