i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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