And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
When are your genitals available?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Randomize
