I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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