If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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