Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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