and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
