You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
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