I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I love you. Go after that dick
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