just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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