But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i love accidental penises.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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