ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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