She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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