so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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