whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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