Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
