Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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