I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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