I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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