Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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